February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when I'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when I'm alone: I want to be around people.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: wait, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
